every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy
reblogging that twice as its soo true
“If I wanna fly, I’ll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest”
"I’m glad you’re talking again, Dwayne. You’re not nearly as stupid as you look"
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Jonathan Dayton, Valerie Faris